Tried for Delhi!!But where did I land??

Came Diwali.. And all North Indian Bangalorian's were eager to go to Delhi for the same. It might look nice to everyone, but what made it horrible was the journey to delhi. Obviously the FLIGHTS didn't wanted to increase their count, rather the price, and the number of people wanted to go were more.
And there was a guy who became the biggest victim, who actually thought that he was best protected. He had a flight at a best time possible and that too at the best rate possible. He had the booking in the Railways as well for the backup. Then how did he became the biggest victim??
Not to blame but his wonderful flat mates were very eager to have him on Diwali with them at Bangalore.
His flight was cancelled and the waiting list of the train just managed to stay away from being confirmed.
Now when everyone had allmost reached Delhi, this guy was left behind with no other options. He looked upon the flights but their rates were no less than 15-20 thousand. He looked many options for serveral hours and got the option to go on monday morning ie. by wasting the weekend. This fear brought an idea which shouted, forget direct delhi if you want to reach there. Then he started looking options of via something something. And finally the code was cracked, and he decided to go via chennai.
OH my God.. CHENNAI??? guys you don't know how he had reached there!!! Some teerth yaatra and latke jhatke, i'm wondering where's this guy now??
Don't worry, now he knows where he has landed. Finally he has reached DELHI and is now safely standing in front of my mirror and enjoying DiWali with everyone he loves.
Our wishes that this DIWALI brings happiness and prosperity in your life.
HAPPY DIWALI...

How Poker made me Joker

In this era, i know everyone know what poker is? But i also know that no one knows how to play it. Hey.. Are you thinking it's better to know Poker? No, you are wrong, because you may land up making a computer program for it. Now you must have figured it out, how this Poker made me a Joker. I know all non-techies would be laughing at me, but it's fine, everyone tends to laugh at Jokers.

Do Jokers make public fool? Yes they do. But still public enjoys a lot by looking at their work. People think they are laughing at them, but they don't know how the Joker rejoices within as he knows that actually he's the person who is fooling around everyone.
I can say the same for the software engineers. People enjoy a lot by using all the beautiful softwares and keep on thinking that the idiots have worked so hard and we are using it for free. But they don't know that how the programmers are benefitted from this. They are the one who are making them fools and you can see the rise of Information Technology nowadays.

Anyways, i should neither deviate you from the topic, nor me. Joker is really frustated when he's preparing for his techniques. Similarly engineers are really screwed up while making the program. Oh god, now you would have understood, why there was no post for so long.
Now you have to pray for the early post as i don't want to be screwed up more.

Sporty boy.....

All my student life, one thought always pinged me. "Am I right by making excuses, that I didn't score well just because I was busy with Sports".
Certainly, it worked many times, when I use to get a Gold Medal in SKATING Championships. Skating, I suppose helped me survive till 12 years, after which the hidden football craze came up.. Football was at peak at the age of 10, but it overtook skating as the sole reason of my low grades thereafter.
Being in a football team and winning interschools helped me a lot, to make excuses even to the teachers, ie. for bunking classes as well..
Unluckily, (or luckily) i engaged myself in multiple sports around tenth standard which made me "JacK of all traDes and MAster oF nONE"
This rather hampered me all together and i was now under pressure to study from all the directions, ie. from parents, teachers to friends..
Because of this reason, I was able to score some decent grades in tenth boards and became partly eligible to talk about the same. Me too started missing the Sporty Boy thereafter.
But the craze for sports never ended, although not comparable to earlier times, but it still was the reason for many excuses afterwards..

Percentage Stuff??? I know you people are on a verge of Boredom!!! But it's time to take yourselves out from the verge of illusions as well because this was just the introduction..
Unbelievable Moments are here to come.. because the thrill has not yet started..
No apologies this time, 'kyunki sabar ka fal hamesha meetha hota hai' !!!!

life with ankit should start with ChildHood

people say that only best things one could reminisce about their childhood.. But sometimes we can say the same anent the worst things that eventually alter our way of thinking and lives..
i was probably a lucky guy who escaped the examinations of first two standards, but that rather ambulated me during third standard. I can proudly say that i faced one of the biggest difficulties in my student life amid this period. My handsome percentage of 45.5 shouts the same which is rather my lowest ever(couldn't achieve even during graduation)...
Fourth standard was rather better with 56.7 %.. You can say that by that time i had some experience of giving examinations:P
Advocating the fact that one could write each and every experience at the blog without afraiding, actually justifies as my parents are still not aware of my such low grades in such low education standards as they were satisfied with my 100% marks in MATHEMATICS(one thing i can again proudly say :P)..
I almost maintained my standards during fifth standard as well by scoring 67.5 %, but this time my dad scolded me, not because of low percentage, but because i scored 99 in mATHS...
The best part was to sign the marksheets myself and give it to the teacher. This forced me to sign it each and everytime, so that the signature matches...

If you think that's all, you are wrong, one of the best (or rather worst) experiences i remember was during fifth only, when i scored 8/25(lowest) in the class(TZP also helped me to recall) when i was actually not at all dis satisfied, but the sympathy of the teachers and classmates forced me to fake otherwise....

You must be thinking why the people were sympathising???? No, you are wrong, that was instead becuase of my SPORTS skills......
TO know more about it.. you need to wait for the next POST...
i apologise but you had to be patient to live liFEwITHaNKIT..........