Cycle Race Bangalore

Wonderful cycle race happened at Bangalore and I as usual jumped into it to experience the beautiful workout yet again. But here as well the 'Unbelievable moments' didn't stopped craving me. Happily I thought of reaching the destination at 6:00 a.m., but the thought was shattered when we missed a turn and struggled to reach the racing point.

Happily I thought again that I've reached the destination, but yet again the thought was smothered when we got to know that the registrations were closed. Initially we fought, tried, did some bla bla with other guys, but it didn't work and they asked us to go. Then had to inculcate some "BAKCH*** power" there as well. Organizer ko jaise taise pataya and me and my friend got a form each, secretly. The guy asked us to fill it covertly and submit to him from the back door along with the photoID proof. After struggling for some minutes outside to get the ID proof xeroxed, we came in hopelessly and made an ugly face in front of him hoping that he'll help us again. The dude did it once again by accepting our registration form by just writing the ID number from the original.

Finally we got our BIBs and we just couldn't hide our emotions that we are ultimately taking part in this super bike race. As we had to rent the cycle, we had to stand in a long queue for that. We passed our time singing, shouting, chatting, eating and drinking with the RadioMirchi RJ. After some half hour passed, we were allmost there in the counter for cycles. Then what we hear is that all the cycles are used up and are unavailable at this time. Fortunately or unfortunately, we were standing just at the 2nd & the 3rd positions at that time. We were roaring like anything at that time considering our changing fortunes which were not allowing us to take part in the race. But suddenly we heard the roar of the finishing of the RACE1 which started before ours. Henceforth the Organizers cried that the cycles are available now and we rushed to the cycle counter after depositing the money.

Luckily we didn't faced any more adventure after that and finished the 10k cycle run in a whooping 28 mins time. Enjoyed at a great great atmosphere out there and again came back happily into our slow lives. Now just I could do is to wait for another adventure like this. You guys wait for another "Unbelievable moment".

Till then, Ciao

Killer THIRD GUY at New Delhi Railway Station during vaishnodevi trip

I've heard that people say that during Vaishno Devi trip, u get challanged only before reaching at MATA's. She takes your pariksha at allmost all steps before you reach her. But after that it's all fine and beautiful throughout. REALLY???? heh.. Just check it out.
Simply think of something worst when 3 people have to catch a train to JAMMU and 2 of them are sitting on the train 40 minutes before departure. You can only think that the third one must have missed the train. But do you think it could be such a tweety thing which would forced me to write a BLOG after more than a year??
The third guy was on the phone telling the other two guys that he's about to reach the train. Two guys were shouting their hearts out and were asking the third guy to come fast as train was on the verge of departure. HUH... the train moved, the third guy told he's almost there and would probably catch and then shuts his phone off.
HAHAHA.. confused?? The third guy was actually playing the prank with the other 2 (he was there in the station 20 min before departure). He was inside the train and was fakely yelling throughout. He dances and moves to his compartment to give a surprise to the other two but what does he see???? that the other two guys have stepped down.
SILENCE !!!!!!!!! At that time the third guy realized what is silence before the Storm. PRANK must be thinking that i've played myself on whom??
They managed to meet at JAMMU because the wonderful two guys came by bus. Shayad isiko MATA ka BULAWA kehte hain. Ill not tell you their BUS trip, which was actually comparable to the cuts happened above :P. But somehow the guys managed to meet, after 8 hours of waiting by the third guy. But that filmi geek managed to find a theatre and watched a movie at JAMMU.
NO MORE CUTS FRIENDS. After that the TRIP was simply awesome. They did everything perfect and fine. Climate was great, everything happened superbly which made that trip truly memorable. After hours and hours of fun and adventure, the guys happily travelled back in RAJDHANI. But is that it? One Cut is there in waiting, though small for people like these guys. When the station was allmost there, during LATERIN, the third guy slipped and one of the Chappals fell inside and sailed towards the track :P. HAHAHAHAHAH. why am i laughing?? Because the chappal was of the second guy.

Hey GOD. Bless the third guy.
JAI MATA DI

Regards
THIRD GUY !!!

Tried for Delhi!!But where did I land??

Came Diwali.. And all North Indian Bangalorian's were eager to go to Delhi for the same. It might look nice to everyone, but what made it horrible was the journey to delhi. Obviously the FLIGHTS didn't wanted to increase their count, rather the price, and the number of people wanted to go were more.
And there was a guy who became the biggest victim, who actually thought that he was best protected. He had a flight at a best time possible and that too at the best rate possible. He had the booking in the Railways as well for the backup. Then how did he became the biggest victim??
Not to blame but his wonderful flat mates were very eager to have him on Diwali with them at Bangalore.
His flight was cancelled and the waiting list of the train just managed to stay away from being confirmed.
Now when everyone had allmost reached Delhi, this guy was left behind with no other options. He looked upon the flights but their rates were no less than 15-20 thousand. He looked many options for serveral hours and got the option to go on monday morning ie. by wasting the weekend. This fear brought an idea which shouted, forget direct delhi if you want to reach there. Then he started looking options of via something something. And finally the code was cracked, and he decided to go via chennai.
OH my God.. CHENNAI??? guys you don't know how he had reached there!!! Some teerth yaatra and latke jhatke, i'm wondering where's this guy now??
Don't worry, now he knows where he has landed. Finally he has reached DELHI and is now safely standing in front of my mirror and enjoying DiWali with everyone he loves.
Our wishes that this DIWALI brings happiness and prosperity in your life.
HAPPY DIWALI...

How Poker made me Joker

In this era, i know everyone know what poker is? But i also know that no one knows how to play it. Hey.. Are you thinking it's better to know Poker? No, you are wrong, because you may land up making a computer program for it. Now you must have figured it out, how this Poker made me a Joker. I know all non-techies would be laughing at me, but it's fine, everyone tends to laugh at Jokers.

Do Jokers make public fool? Yes they do. But still public enjoys a lot by looking at their work. People think they are laughing at them, but they don't know how the Joker rejoices within as he knows that actually he's the person who is fooling around everyone.
I can say the same for the software engineers. People enjoy a lot by using all the beautiful softwares and keep on thinking that the idiots have worked so hard and we are using it for free. But they don't know that how the programmers are benefitted from this. They are the one who are making them fools and you can see the rise of Information Technology nowadays.

Anyways, i should neither deviate you from the topic, nor me. Joker is really frustated when he's preparing for his techniques. Similarly engineers are really screwed up while making the program. Oh god, now you would have understood, why there was no post for so long.
Now you have to pray for the early post as i don't want to be screwed up more.

Sporty boy.....

All my student life, one thought always pinged me. "Am I right by making excuses, that I didn't score well just because I was busy with Sports".
Certainly, it worked many times, when I use to get a Gold Medal in SKATING Championships. Skating, I suppose helped me survive till 12 years, after which the hidden football craze came up.. Football was at peak at the age of 10, but it overtook skating as the sole reason of my low grades thereafter.
Being in a football team and winning interschools helped me a lot, to make excuses even to the teachers, ie. for bunking classes as well..
Unluckily, (or luckily) i engaged myself in multiple sports around tenth standard which made me "JacK of all traDes and MAster oF nONE"
This rather hampered me all together and i was now under pressure to study from all the directions, ie. from parents, teachers to friends..
Because of this reason, I was able to score some decent grades in tenth boards and became partly eligible to talk about the same. Me too started missing the Sporty Boy thereafter.
But the craze for sports never ended, although not comparable to earlier times, but it still was the reason for many excuses afterwards..

Percentage Stuff??? I know you people are on a verge of Boredom!!! But it's time to take yourselves out from the verge of illusions as well because this was just the introduction..
Unbelievable Moments are here to come.. because the thrill has not yet started..
No apologies this time, 'kyunki sabar ka fal hamesha meetha hota hai' !!!!

life with ankit should start with ChildHood

people say that only best things one could reminisce about their childhood.. But sometimes we can say the same anent the worst things that eventually alter our way of thinking and lives..
i was probably a lucky guy who escaped the examinations of first two standards, but that rather ambulated me during third standard. I can proudly say that i faced one of the biggest difficulties in my student life amid this period. My handsome percentage of 45.5 shouts the same which is rather my lowest ever(couldn't achieve even during graduation)...
Fourth standard was rather better with 56.7 %.. You can say that by that time i had some experience of giving examinations:P
Advocating the fact that one could write each and every experience at the blog without afraiding, actually justifies as my parents are still not aware of my such low grades in such low education standards as they were satisfied with my 100% marks in MATHEMATICS(one thing i can again proudly say :P)..
I almost maintained my standards during fifth standard as well by scoring 67.5 %, but this time my dad scolded me, not because of low percentage, but because i scored 99 in mATHS...
The best part was to sign the marksheets myself and give it to the teacher. This forced me to sign it each and everytime, so that the signature matches...

If you think that's all, you are wrong, one of the best (or rather worst) experiences i remember was during fifth only, when i scored 8/25(lowest) in the class(TZP also helped me to recall) when i was actually not at all dis satisfied, but the sympathy of the teachers and classmates forced me to fake otherwise....

You must be thinking why the people were sympathising???? No, you are wrong, that was instead becuase of my SPORTS skills......
TO know more about it.. you need to wait for the next POST...
i apologise but you had to be patient to live liFEwITHaNKIT..........